The hits just keep on coming for Tiger Woods.  Since his bizarre car accident the day after Thanksgiving, things have only gotten more bizarre.  Now, the seventh woman who is alleging to have committed “transgressions” with the golf great is porn star, Holly Sampson, the star of Flying Solo 2, reports the NYDN.  Again, it still boggles the mind that A, Tiger married someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren, but B, that he cheated on someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren.  Canoodle is going to go take a shower before we serve up any more spoonfuls of dish.  Talk amongst yourselves.

Source: Another alleged mistress of Tiger Woods speaks out, porn star Holly Sampson

Couple days late on this one folks but it’s worth a helping of canoodle soup.  Julie and Julia star Amy Adams is pregnant with her first child with hubby Darren Legallo’s baby.  The couple who have been together since 2001 are enchanted over the news.  Next up for Adams, a romantic comedy called Leap Year, which drops next month.

Source: Amy Adams is pregnant with hubby Darren Legallo’s baby!

Hulk Hogan, or Terry, to some opened up his life and family to scrutiny with a VH1 reality show like any good father does.  He split from ex Linda Bollea with whom he has two children, Brooke and Nick, and has been seeing Jennifer McDaniel since 2008.   His divorce from Linda Bollea was finalized about four months ago.  Naturally, he then showed off a big diamond ring on McDaniel’s finger.  At least he didn’t buy her a wrestling ring. 

Source: Hulk Hogan pops the question, Brother.  He’s engaged to Jennifer McDaniel

Not that we condone cheating because as we reported previously in regards to the alleged Tiger Woods, “transgressions”, if your wife looks like Elin Nordegren, you should not be cheating.  But here’s an ode to some of the most high profile Tinseltown cheaters in the recent past.  Cheaters never win…

10.  Jude Law and Sienna Miller: Daisy Wright, nanny to Law’s kids with ex-wife Sadie Frost blew the lid off this one.

9. Balthazar Getty and Rosetta Millington:  Following the old adage, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, Sienna Miller was responsible for breaking up this couple as she cheated with Getty last year.

8.  Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: We all know this story too well.  While filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad and Angelina Jolie started getting the hots for one another.  Pitt claimed that nothing happened until his divorce was final but I’d beg to differ.

7. Billy Bob Thornton and Laura Dern:  Before Angelina allegedly was the “other woman” to Brad and Jen, she was the “other woman” to Billy Bob and Laura.  Classy.

6. Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker: Claire Danes was the alleged home wrecker in this scenario.  She’s now happily married to Hugh Dancy.

5. Elliot Spitzer and Silda Wall Spitzer: Ashley Alexandra Dupre, need I say more.

4. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni: Unindentified skanks are to blame for this cheating scandal.  Duchovny entered sex rehab after rumors spread he had a thing for extras.

3.  John and Elizabeth Edwards: Rielle Hunter, a campaign worker busted up this happy couple.

2. Bill Clinton.  Nuff said.

1. Leann Rimes and Dean Sheremet: Instead of a mistress, this one involves a mister, Eddie Cibrian.

As we reported Nov. 13, Julianne Hough was saying how good her split from Chuck Wicks was.  So good, that Hough was spotted Tuesday night getting cozy with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill.  A rep for the band of course is babbling about how Hough and Followill are just friends.  We’ll see.

Source: Julianne Hough’s sex is on fire with Jared Followill?

Alright kids, keep up because with these two it gets tricky.  Jude Law divorced wife Sadie Frost, with whom he shares three children, in 2003.  He then met Sienna Miller on the set of Alfie and the two were engaged by Christmas Day 2004.  Months later, enter nanny Daisy Wright who went public with the details of a steamy affair she had with the actor.  After the affair, Miller called off the engagement and Law issued an apology.  Since then, Jude Law has gained another baby’s mama in Samantha Burke and been linked to a slew of Hollywood starlets while Sienna Miller has been linked to Rhys Ifans, Balthazar Getty and even James Bond, aka Daniel Craig.  So decide for yourself, are Jude Law and Sienna Miller back on?  Maybe they’ll get engaged on Christmas?  Oh no, wait they did that already.  New Year’s?

Source: Has Jude Law dated so many women he needs to recycle the old ones?  Back on with Sienna Miller?

Oh Dawson, what would Joey say?  James Van Der Beek started divorce proceedings with Heather McComb last month and before the ink is even dry, James Van Der Beek was spotted canoodling with an unidentified woman.

Source: Van Der Beek spotted with new lady love?

Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a recent contestant on VH1′s Tool Academy tells US Weekly she had a steamy affair with the golf great in 2007 and has a voicemail and text messages to prove it.  This comes on the heels of Woods’ citation today and announcement that no criminal charges will be filed for his bizarre one car accident near his home in Florida early Friday that led to rumors of an alleged tryst with another woman, Rachel Uchitel, who has denied she is involved in any way with Woods.  In this town, you can never be sure what’s the truth and what’s not but this canoodler says if you are unhappy at home, get a divorce quietly, don’t put your family through this bizarre chain of events especially if your wife looks like Elin Nordegren.

Source: More allegations of infidelity for Tiger Woods