In other non-Tiger Woods news, Uma Thurman split from gagillionaire Arpad Busson

Taking a breather from a day in the kinky life of Tiger Woods, everyone’s favorite pervert, sadly we learned Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson have called it quits.  Uma Thurman, who was married to Ethan Hawke, and had two kids with him, met Busson almost two years ago.  No word yet on if she’ll return the 8-carat diamond.  Don’t do it Uma, diamonds really are a girl’s best friend.

Source: Uma Thurman splits from rich fiance, Arpad Busson.

 If your name is Jamie Jungers, doesn’t that just set you up to be a mistress? Tiger Woods supposedly paid for her Lipo.

Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.  The latest gem of gossip that came out today along with Tiger’s mother in law being rushed to the hospital, was the unconfirmed report that Jamie Jungers, one of the alleged mistresses of who should now be referred to as the biggest man whore in sports, got free liposuction on her thighs courtesy of Tiger Woods’ bank account.   Jungers, 26, supposedly had a year long affair with Tiger in 2005 even though Jamie was engaged.  Classy guys and gals, aren’t they?

Source: More Tiger Woods drama, did he pay for alleged mistress Jamie Jungers’ liposuction

 Get Your “Head Out of the Clouds” Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem might be the hot new couple

The two actors, who both starred in 2008′s Vicky Cristina Barcelona together were spotted on a movie date in Hollywood.  New couple?  You be the judge.

Source: Are Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hooking up?

 Tiger Woods will be definitely “Flying Solo 2″. Another mistress, Holly Sampson claims to have worked on her stroke with the golfer

The hits just keep on coming for Tiger Woods.  Since his bizarre car accident the day after Thanksgiving, things have only gotten more bizarre.  Now, the seventh woman who is alleging to have committed “transgressions” with the golf great is porn star, Holly Sampson, the star of Flying Solo 2, reports the NYDN.  Again, it still boggles the mind that A, Tiger married someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren, but B, that he cheated on someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren.  Canoodle is going to go take a shower before we serve up any more spoonfuls of dish.  Talk amongst yourselves.

Source: Another alleged mistress of Tiger Woods speaks out, porn star Holly Sampson

 Amy Adams is Enchanted over the news of her first pregnancy. Preggers with hubby Darren Legallo’s baby!

Couple days late on this one folks but it’s worth a helping of canoodle soup.  Julie and Julia star Amy Adams is pregnant with her first child with hubby Darren Legallo’s baby.  The couple who have been together since 2001 are enchanted over the news.  Next up for Adams, a romantic comedy called Leap Year, which drops next month.

Source: Amy Adams is pregnant with hubby Darren Legallo’s baby!

 What’s Jennifer McDaniel gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? She’s going to marry it. Hulk Hogan pops the question!

Hulk Hogan, or Terry, to some opened up his life and family to scrutiny with a VH1 reality show like any good father does.  He split from ex Linda Bollea with whom he has two children, Brooke and Nick, and has been seeing Jennifer McDaniel since 2008.   His divorce from Linda Bollea was finalized about four months ago.  Naturally, he then showed off a big diamond ring on McDaniel’s finger.  At least he didn’t buy her a wrestling ring. 

Source: Hulk Hogan pops the question, Brother.  He’s engaged to Jennifer McDaniel

 The Top Ten Celebrity Cheating Scandals

Not that we condone cheating because as we reported previously in regards to the alleged Tiger Woods, “transgressions”, if your wife looks like Elin Nordegren, you should not be cheating.  But here’s an ode to some of the most high profile Tinseltown cheaters in the recent past.  Cheaters never win…

10.  Jude Law and Sienna Miller: Daisy Wright, nanny to Law’s kids with ex-wife Sadie Frost blew the lid off this one.

9. Balthazar Getty and Rosetta Millington:  Following the old adage, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, Sienna Miller was responsible for breaking up this couple as she cheated with Getty last year.

8.  Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: We all know this story too well.  While filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad and Angelina Jolie started getting the hots for one another.  Pitt claimed that nothing happened until his divorce was final but I’d beg to differ.

7. Billy Bob Thornton and Laura Dern:  Before Angelina allegedly was the “other woman” to Brad and Jen, she was the “other woman” to Billy Bob and Laura.  Classy.

6. Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker: Claire Danes was the alleged home wrecker in this scenario.  She’s now happily married to Hugh Dancy.

5. Elliot Spitzer and Silda Wall Spitzer: Ashley Alexandra Dupre, need I say more.

4. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni: Unindentified skanks are to blame for this cheating scandal.  Duchovny entered sex rehab after rumors spread he had a thing for extras.

3.  John and Elizabeth Edwards: Rielle Hunter, a campaign worker busted up this happy couple.

2. Bill Clinton.  Nuff said.

1. Leann Rimes and Dean Sheremet: Instead of a mistress, this one involves a mister, Eddie Cibrian.

 Julianne Hough’s sex is on fire. Spotted getting cozy with Kings of Leon Bassist Jared Followill

As we reported Nov. 13, Julianne Hough was saying how good her split from Chuck Wicks was.  So good, that Hough was spotted Tuesday night getting cozy with Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill.  A rep for the band of course is babbling about how Hough and Followill are just friends.  We’ll see.

Source: Julianne Hough’s sex is on fire with Jared Followill?

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