I know it’s mean, the former boy bander isn’t even really that fat anymore but I couldn’t help myself. Anywhoo, Joey Fatone welcomed his second daughter with wife Kelly into the world Monday evening. They named her Kloey Alexandra. Of course, everyone is happy and healthy and over the moon. But can we take a second and pick on the goofy way they decided to spell her name. It makes my eyes hurt.
Personally, I hope that Alex Rodriguez is crying in his steroid laced Cheerios but he and girlfriend Kate Hudson have reportedly split. Kate cheered on her New York Yankee lover in the World Series and probably helped lick his wounds when he got hit by like three different Phillies pitchers (which was hysterical, BTW). They started bumping uglies in the spring and now they are dunzo. Both have kids from previous marriages which I think are better off now that Kate and Alex broke up. Just sayin…
Source: Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are out! The couple split
The theme of the week unfortunately seems to be cheating and even though this canoodler is getting sick of putting little bombs up at the top of each post, here we go again. Jenny Sanford filed for divorce from her husband Mark. Remember ole Marky Mark? He was the dude that got busted for getting busy with a mistress in Argentina in July. To quote my good friend Beyonce, “to the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left.” I say bravo Jenny. We here at Canoodle Soup wish you and your sons the best. Cheaters never win.
Source: Jenny Sanford files for divorce from S.C. guv husband Mark
Gary Busey’s gonna be a dad. Again. WTF? Source: People
Gisele Bundchen gave birth to a stick of gum, I mean her son, with baby daddy Tom Brady. Source: People
Rihanna has some girl love for Megan Fox. Who doesn’t? Source: NYDN
Kendra Wilkinson’s in labor Source: OK! Magazine
A home wrecker with a heart of gold. Jaimee Grubbs apologizes to Tiger Woods’ wife Source: Extra
Not that we’re giving Ms. Holly Sampson a free pass here based upon her profession but I mean really, are we surprised that the porn star is bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods. She explained recently that she and her girlfriends were at a bachelor party for Tiger Woods and he picked her to go into his room where the two had oral sex and he wore condoms, thank god. The salaciousness continues my friends.
Source: Porn star Holly Sampson brags about oral sex with Tiger Woods
Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned love story? We hear at Canoodle Soup are no different. Tila Tequila, of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is engaged to be married to the heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson. Just remember girls, use protection, you can’t use Casey’s lifetime supply of Band-Aids to cover your herpes sores.
Buckle up children, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Thankfully, this item doesn’t have anything to directly do with Tiger Woods but any way, here it goes. Jaimee Grubbs, the 24-year-old Tool Academy contestant, who came out recently with voicemails and dirty text messages from Tiger Woods and their affair and who days ago said that the golfer had an affection for not using protection may have now not only dated Woods while he was married to Elin Nordegren but also bedded George Clooney. All unconfirmed reports of course but when do you even hear a publicist confirm this type of stuff to the media. I think I need a pie chart or venn diagram of some sort to keep up with all this.
Source: Tiger’s mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, slept with George Clooney?
File this under WTF coupledom, Smashing Pumpkins Billy Corgan is Jessica Simpson’s new sweetest sin?
Jessica “is this chicken or is this fish” Simpson has been seen canoodling around the Big Apple with Smashing Pumpkins frontman, Billy Corgan. She is reportedly his new girlfriend. WTF. Yes, I know Jessica, we would make that face too, if you said we were dating Billy Corgan.
