Not that we’re giving Ms. Holly Sampson a free pass here based upon her profession but I mean really, are we surprised that the porn star is bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods. She explained recently that she and her girlfriends were at a bachelor party for Tiger Woods and he picked her to go into his room where the two had oral sex and he wore condoms, thank god. The salaciousness continues my friends.
Source: Porn star Holly Sampson brags about oral sex with Tiger Woods
Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned love story? We hear at Canoodle Soup are no different. Tila Tequila, of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is engaged to be married to the heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson. Just remember girls, use protection, you can’t use Casey’s lifetime supply of Band-Aids to cover your herpes sores.
Buckle up children, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Thankfully, this item doesn’t have anything to directly do with Tiger Woods but any way, here it goes. Jaimee Grubbs, the 24-year-old Tool Academy contestant, who came out recently with voicemails and dirty text messages from Tiger Woods and their affair and who days ago said that the golfer had an affection for not using protection may have now not only dated Woods while he was married to Elin Nordegren but also bedded George Clooney. All unconfirmed reports of course but when do you even hear a publicist confirm this type of stuff to the media. I think I need a pie chart or venn diagram of some sort to keep up with all this.
Source: Tiger’s mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, slept with George Clooney?
File this under WTF coupledom, Smashing Pumpkins Billy Corgan is Jessica Simpson’s new sweetest sin?
Jessica “is this chicken or is this fish” Simpson has been seen canoodling around the Big Apple with Smashing Pumpkins frontman, Billy Corgan. She is reportedly his new girlfriend. WTF. Yes, I know Jessica, we would make that face too, if you said we were dating Billy Corgan.
Again, not really sure what takes the crazy cake but this one from Ashley Dupre is definitely a contender. Remember Dupre. She was the lovely young gal that helped ruin the marriage of and career of former Governor of New York Elliot Spitzer. She offers advice on the Tiger Woods cheating scandal. She is morally opposed to the mistresses coming forward, she believes in love and making it work, and feels like the alleged mistresses are ruining Tiger’s life. Oh but she’s not sticking up for him. Ashley, do you have bananas for brains? Tiger helped mess up his life just as much as the mistresses did. When you sleep with a married man, you aren’t helping him stay married, you are helping him get a divorce. You said you feel like you were hunted down and outed by the media, we assume, so please do us all a favor and go back to whatever it is you were doing. America needs advice from you like Tiger Woods needs another mistress to come forward.
Source: Elliot Spitzer’s gal, Ashley Dupre, gives out advice about the Tiger Woods cheating scandal
Taking a breather from a day in the kinky life of Tiger Woods, everyone’s favorite pervert, sadly we learned Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson have called it quits. Uma Thurman, who was married to Ethan Hawke, and had two kids with him, met Busson almost two years ago. No word yet on if she’ll return the 8-carat diamond. Don’t do it Uma, diamonds really are a girl’s best friend.
Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. The latest gem of gossip that came out today along with Tiger’s mother in law being rushed to the hospital, was the unconfirmed report that Jamie Jungers, one of the alleged mistresses of who should now be referred to as the biggest man whore in sports, got free liposuction on her thighs courtesy of Tiger Woods’ bank account. Jungers, 26, supposedly had a year long affair with Tiger in 2005 even though Jamie was engaged. Classy guys and gals, aren’t they?
Source: More Tiger Woods drama, did he pay for alleged mistress Jamie Jungers’ liposuction
The two actors, who both starred in 2008’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona together were spotted on a movie date in Hollywood. New couple? You be the judge.
