Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned love story?  We hear at Canoodle Soup are no different.  Tila Tequila, of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is engaged to be married to the heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson.  Just remember girls, use protection, you can’t use Casey’s lifetime supply of Band-Aids to cover your herpes sores.

Source: Tila Tequila to wed Casey Johnson

Hulk Hogan, or Terry, to some opened up his life and family to scrutiny with a VH1 reality show like any good father does.  He split from ex Linda Bollea with whom he has two children, Brooke and Nick, and has been seeing Jennifer McDaniel since 2008.   His divorce from Linda Bollea was finalized about four months ago.  Naturally, he then showed off a big diamond ring on McDaniel’s finger.  At least he didn’t buy her a wrestling ring. 

Source: Hulk Hogan pops the question, Brother.  He’s engaged to Jennifer McDaniel

Tom Arnold, best known for his role in the late 80′s sitcom Roseanne, married for the fourth time this weekend to Ashley Groussman, a home designer.

Source: Tom Arnold gets hitched again, again, again, again.

Over the top funny man Jim Carrey gave his daughter Jane away at her wedding last weekend to musician Alex Santana.  Jane, 22, is pregnant with her first child.  She is Carrey’s daughter from his first marriage.  The couple is of course, blissfully happy.  Comment below if you’d like and place your bets on how long they will last?  Because in this town, anything goes.

Source: Jim Carrey: Father-in-law?

Ain’t love grand? Particularly when you are a publicity starved semi-celebrity like Khloe Odom (nee: Kardashian).

I’m all for happily-ever-afters, and so I’ll reserve judgement (we have a betting pool at work on how long this union will last) and wish Khloe and Lamar our best wishes.

But the tabs? Brutal, man.

So Khloe fights back the only way she knows.

She tweets.

This is what she just released: “Just wanted to share with you guys this hilarious story that Star mag wrote about Lamar’s and my marriage. According to Star, our marriage is on the rocks because I threw a fit when Lamar refused to give me a massage!!! I seriously died when I read that! LOL.

“Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family. Remember the cover story, “Kardashians At War”? Honey please. They are becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd but at least we get a good laugh from their lies.

“Married life is incredible and I’ve never been so happy. I feel so blessed to have Lamar and I can’t wait to spend my life with him!”

Well, OK.

Anybody want to join the pool?

Glamorati is reporting an exclusive that Hangover star  Bradley Cooper and Dazed and Confused star Renee Zellweger are going to get married.

A lot of people will be jealous if this is true.

I never knew that Bradley Cooper was from the Philly area.  I wonder if he’s a Phillies fan.

I also wonder how Jennifer Anniston and Kenny Chesney feel about the upcoming nuptials.

We wish you guys the best of luck!

In the season finale of The Bachelorette last night Jillian Harris chose Ed over hottie Kip.  Ed had some gorgeous bling for Jillian and the two are now engaged.  Don’t worry Kip, something tells me that the ABC execs will be calling soon for next season’s Bachelor.

This Canoodle Soup-arazzi was dining tonight at Le Timbre, an authentic bistro in Paris, the City of Love.  And guess who was there showing off her new ENGAGEMENT RING?  Jenna Fischer, the sexy Pam Beesley from The Office!  Writer Lee Kirk’s role has evidently been edited from boyfriend to fiancé.

This will be Jenna’s second marriage.  She was previously married for seven years to filmaker James Gunn.

Canoodle Soup congratulates Jenna and Lee on their upcoming nuptials.  And sorry to Jim from The Office.

Fashion mogul Marc Jacobs is engaged to his boyfriend of over a year Brazilian ad exec Lorenzo Martone.  I smell a wedding party outfitted entirely in Marc Jacobs new fall line!  The couple have not yet set a wedding date.

Source: Marc Jacobs engaged to Lorenzo Martone

Cheech Marin of Cheech and Chong and Nash Bridges fame is set to wed his longtime girlfriend of 4 years Natasha Rubin, a classical pianist.  We wish the happy couple all the best.  Just make sure he doesn’t make a “funny” wedding cake. 

Source: Cheech Marin is going to the chapel