Dennis Hopper, the actor who has appeared in such films as Speed, Meet the Deedles, Waterworld, and Super Mario Bros, has filed for divorce from his wife of 14 years, Victoria.  Hopper, 73, is battling cancer.  Hopper also has a six, (6?) year old daughter whom he is seeking joint legal custody of.  Papers list irreconciliable differences as the motive for the split. 

Source: Dennis Hopper splits from wife, Victoria

Personally, I hope that Alex Rodriguez is crying in his steroid laced Cheerios but he and girlfriend Kate Hudson have reportedly split.  Kate cheered on her New York Yankee lover in the World Series and probably helped lick his wounds when he got hit by like three different Phillies pitchers (which was hysterical, BTW).  They started bumping uglies in the spring and now they are dunzo.  Both have kids from previous marriages which I think are better off now that Kate and Alex broke up.  Just sayin…

Source: Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are out!  The couple split

The theme of the week unfortunately seems to be cheating and even though this canoodler is getting sick of putting little bombs up at the top of each post, here we go again.  Jenny Sanford filed for divorce from her husband Mark.  Remember ole Marky Mark?  He was the dude that got busted for getting busy with a mistress in Argentina in July.  To quote my good friend Beyonce, “to the left, to the left, everything  you own in a box to the left.”  I say bravo Jenny.  We here at Canoodle Soup wish you and your sons the best.  Cheaters never win.

Source: Jenny Sanford files for divorce from S.C. guv husband Mark

Gary Busey’s gonna be a dad.  Again.  WTF?  Source: People

Gisele Bundchen gave birth to a stick of gum, I mean her son, with baby daddy Tom Brady.  Source: People

Rihanna has some girl love for Megan Fox.  Who doesn’t?  Source: NYDN

Kendra Wilkinson’s in labor  Source: OK! Magazine

A home wrecker with a heart of gold.  Jaimee Grubbs apologizes to Tiger Woods’ wife  Source: Extra

Not that we’re giving Ms. Holly Sampson a free pass here based upon her profession but I mean really, are we surprised that the porn star is bragging about sleeping with Tiger Woods.  She explained recently that she and her girlfriends were at a bachelor party for Tiger Woods and he picked her to go into his room where the two had oral sex and he wore condoms, thank god.  The salaciousness continues my friends.

Source: Porn star Holly Sampson brags about oral sex with Tiger Woods

Buckle up children, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.  Thankfully, this item doesn’t have anything to directly do with Tiger Woods but any way, here it goes.  Jaimee Grubbs, the 24-year-old Tool Academy contestant, who came out recently with voicemails and dirty text messages from Tiger Woods and their affair and who days ago said that the golfer had an affection for not using protection may have now not only dated Woods while he was married to Elin Nordegren but also bedded George Clooney.  All unconfirmed reports of course but when do you even hear a publicist confirm this type of stuff to the media.  I think I need a pie chart or venn diagram of some sort to keep up with all this.

Source: Tiger’s mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, slept with George Clooney?

Again, not really sure what takes the crazy cake but this one from Ashley Dupre is definitely a contender.  Remember Dupre.  She was the lovely young gal that helped ruin the marriage of and career of former Governor of New York Elliot Spitzer.  She offers advice on the Tiger Woods cheating scandal.  She is morally opposed to the mistresses coming forward, she believes in love and making it work, and feels like the alleged mistresses are ruining Tiger’s life.  Oh but she’s not sticking up for him.  Ashley, do you have bananas for brains?  Tiger helped mess up his life just as much as the mistresses did.  When you sleep with a married man, you aren’t helping him stay married, you are helping him get a divorce.  You said you feel like you were hunted down and outed by the media, we assume, so please do us all a favor and go back to whatever it is you were doing.  America needs advice from you like Tiger Woods needs another mistress to come forward.

Source: Elliot Spitzer’s gal, Ashley Dupre, gives out advice about the Tiger Woods cheating scandal

Taking a breather from a day in the kinky life of Tiger Woods, everyone’s favorite pervert, sadly we learned Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson have called it quits.  Uma Thurman, who was married to Ethan Hawke, and had two kids with him, met Busson almost two years ago.  No word yet on if she’ll return the 8-carat diamond.  Don’t do it Uma, diamonds really are a girl’s best friend.

Source: Uma Thurman splits from rich fiance, Arpad Busson.

Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.  The latest gem of gossip that came out today along with Tiger’s mother in law being rushed to the hospital, was the unconfirmed report that Jamie Jungers, one of the alleged mistresses of who should now be referred to as the biggest man whore in sports, got free liposuction on her thighs courtesy of Tiger Woods’ bank account.   Jungers, 26, supposedly had a year long affair with Tiger in 2005 even though Jamie was engaged.  Classy guys and gals, aren’t they?

Source: More Tiger Woods drama, did he pay for alleged mistress Jamie Jungers’ liposuction

The hits just keep on coming for Tiger Woods.  Since his bizarre car accident the day after Thanksgiving, things have only gotten more bizarre.  Now, the seventh woman who is alleging to have committed “transgressions” with the golf great is porn star, Holly Sampson, the star of Flying Solo 2, reports the NYDN.  Again, it still boggles the mind that A, Tiger married someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren, but B, that he cheated on someone so much hotter than he is, Elin Nordegren.  Canoodle is going to go take a shower before we serve up any more spoonfuls of dish.  Talk amongst yourselves.

Source: Another alleged mistress of Tiger Woods speaks out, porn star Holly Sampson