Ain’t love grand? Particularly when you are a publicity starved semi-celebrity like Khloe Odom (nee: Kardashian).

I’m all for happily-ever-afters, and so I’ll reserve judgement (we have a betting pool at work on how long this union will last) and wish Khloe and Lamar our best wishes.

But the tabs? Brutal, man.

So Khloe fights back the only way she knows.

She tweets.

This is what she just released: “Just wanted to share with you guys this hilarious story that Star mag wrote about Lamar’s and my marriage. According to Star, our marriage is on the rocks because I threw a fit when Lamar refused to give me a massage!!! I seriously died when I read that! LOL.

“Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family. Remember the cover story, “Kardashians At War”? Honey please. They are becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd but at least we get a good laugh from their lies.

“Married life is incredible and I’ve never been so happy. I feel so blessed to have Lamar and I can’t wait to spend my life with him!”

Well, OK.

Anybody want to join the pool?