Hunky heartthrob Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame says he’s not dating Camilla Belle, currently linked to Joe Jonas, and in fact, he’s not dating anyone.  And Patterson tries to make the masses believe that he’s such a friendless loser that he has no one’s phone numbers and doesn’t see anyone.  Personally, I think that sounds like he has a girlfriend right now that he doesn’t want anyone to know about and he will release a statement in about a month telling the world how in love they are.  And then they’ll be married a month after that.  Maybe not but in this town things aren’t always what they seem.

Source: Robert Pattinson does not want to date you